20 icons. Half of it ~stylish~ B/W erotica (all softcore, all het, featuring some kink) and half of it Herr Veidt (which is pretty much the same thing, really). Want, take, have. Crediting would be cool so people can find the rest should they so wish.

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-JFC, my throat is sore again. I thought I'd recovered from the strange con lurgy (no blood tests could figure out what the hell it was; doctors weren't even sure if it was a virus or a bacterial thing) but something's sticking knives in my throat once more. The hell ( Read more... )

Title: The Benevolence of Dragons
Author: snowgrouse
Pairing: Delgado!Master/Captain Chin Lee
Rating: NC-17, mildish
Spoilers/Warnings: not really. Obviously requires you to have seen Mind of Evil to know who Chin Lee is.
Length: ~772 words
Summary: A Mr. Emil Keller arrives in Beijing, and for Chin Lee, nothing is the same as it was before.
A/N: Written ( Read more... )

Had to Potatochop something or die. This could be seen as an illustration for the Master/Lucy chatporn 45eugenia and I wrote a while ago. Or not. Anyway, this is Lucy riding Mister Master's timecock. And the way she looks, she probably *is* checking herself out in the mirror ( Read more... )

Moar chatporns. Continued from here.
( TAKE ME, TIME LORD )

OKAY. This is not going on timecocktiem since it's icky het and is Master/Lucy and and and is by self and 45eugenia and yadda fucking yadda disclaimer disclaimer disclaimer does not reflect anyone's politics yadda yadda. Is not the best chatpr0nz ever but had to do some het once in a while. The Master wanted some pussy. And Lucy's got ghetto booty. Oh yeah, and ( Read more... )

Well, since I'm struggling not to blog wanks any more, I might as well blog wank fantasies. Since this particular one wants to be written down and it's not good enough for fic. Um. At least I'm not sure if it is. Because it's just shameless porn. And fandom is so in love with the cock nobody would read it anyway 'cos of the het. Argh. *dares you ( Read more... )

Author Name: snowgrouse
Title: Recreational
Rating: NC-17, baby, for rough sex
Pairings: Barbossa/Anamaria and all the inherent bitching therein
Disclaimer: Don't own them. Don't have money, just a dirty mind so 'twould be pointless to sue. They're all Mickey's bitches, I just help them out when they get busy.
Genre: PWP, pure smutty frolicking
Summary: Set ( Read more... )

Er, ok. I have now finished the fic as well and it was complete and utter PWP pr0n. I can't seem to write a good ending for it, the last sentences sound a bit cheesy.

And considering the meta explosion of yesterday, and despite most people nodding at it, I'm still a bit scared of the You're Betraying The Sistahhood of Wimmin thing because, er, a) ( Read more... )

(Run away. Meta hat is being worn. This started out as a het defense, but grew into more of a "let's write about women, damn it" feminist manifesto. If you like mushy slash above all else, run away now, srsly ( Read more... )